Alcohol Quotes – Continued
To some its a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group.
In the course of history many more people have died for their drink and their dope than have died for their religion or their country.
Cold War bad. Cold BEER good.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
I don’t drink water, fish fuck in it.
In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria.
Old German Proverb
I drink with impunity…or anyone else who invites me.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country. Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users.
All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.
W H Auden
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I don’t like people who take drugs… Customs men for example.