Raging Alcoholic      

Wishful Drinking

 

Alcoholic Definition A

An alcoholic is one who has been

pulled over driving drunk so many

times that he now has to ride his

bike to work because he has lost

his license. He leaves his car

unattended for days after being

arrested, so that 3

expensive musical instruments are stolen from the car.

An alcoholic destroys his relationship with his only daughter by lingering in self-pity and depression. An alcoholic is one who wakes up naked in a friend’s flooded bathtub and doesn’t remember how. He knows all the bartenders at the local bars and is greeted by name and his regular drink. His gut has gotten so big he can compete with women about to give birth. An alcoholic’s friends have to find him in the bathroom when the bar closes because he passed out sometime during the night. An alcoholic is one who leaves a lasting memory on his children, as a father and a family with something to hide. He tries to “hide” his drinking from his children by turning his back to them. His children know what a martini shaker is before they start kindergarten. Even as adults they remember Daddy passing out at the pool, and the lifeguards asking the family to leave the country club. An alcoholic is always an alcoholic, and evidently, so are his kids.

 

Alcoholic Definition

Raging Alcoholic

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